This soundtrack is weird. It’s like when your hard drive crashes and you only manage to recover 14 random files. Jay-Z turned those files into a soundtrack. For ‘The Great Gatsby’.
I would just like to see somebody, anybody, actually “take Miami” in some way before this show is over.
Alex Pappademas, author of the ‘Kardashiad’ Kardashian recaps on Grantland’s Hollywood Prospectus,
which are hilarious, and when removed from actual viewing of the show(s), provide a protective, arms-length barrier from the cultural phenomema while still informing and entertaining. Basically, the recaps are the best, go read them
When I need a healing/ I just look up to the ceiling/ I see the sun coming down/ I know it’s all better now…
The ever-profound Flo Rida, “I Cry”
For legal reasons we aren’t allowed to make puns about the temperature of the meat.
Waiter at ‘Jurassic Fork’, a dinosaur theme restaurant near Pawnee, Indiana